Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

People send me all kinds of funny trash. I usually ignore them. But today, strangely, I’ve an itch to share…

PS: Don’t try this with your girl/boy-friend. He/she’s not going to like it (the delivery person, that is). Trust me. (This postscript note is a community service for all you dumb@sses who don’t get jokes)


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Lawyer Joke 1

I love lawyer jokes. Not really sure why, but they’re dem funny! Which makes this somewhat untrue? :-

The problem with lawyer jokes: Lawyers don’t find them funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.

Haha. Anyway, here’s a good one that I read recently:

A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. “My fiance and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?”

St. Peter replied, “I’ll tell you what — after you have gone through an appropriate waiting period, we will talk about it again.”

Five years pass and the couple still wanted to get married. They approached St. Peter again, and he told them, “I’m sorry, I know that five years was a long time to wait, but there’s a problem. You’ll have to wait a little bit longer.”

Another five years pass, when St. Peter excitedly approached the couple. “Your wait is over, and you may marry now. Thanks for your patience.”

The couple got married.

Unfortunately, soon after the wedding, the couple realized that they were not compatible. Going to see St. Peter, they asked if their was such a thing as divorce in heaven. St. Peter gave them a cold stare, and said sternly, “Look, it took us ten years to find a minister up here. Do you have any idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”

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